We, the class of 2017 will…

May 25, 2017

  • I, Haley LaFrance, will my attitude of not caring what other people think of me to Maddie Brockmyre.
  • I, Navvy Kaur, will my saucy attitude to my brother Raj Ghotra. <3
  • I, Ari Sandoval, will my love for the boys lacrosse team to Jules Stump.
  • I, Ysabela Golden, will the abomination that has taken up residence in every locker I’ve had for the last four years to my brother, Xavier Golden, in hopes that he’ll succeed where I failed and finally slay that monstrosity for good.
  • I Kathryn Jaeger, will my verbal diarrhea and lack of volume control to my darling sister, Sophia Jaeger
  • I, Rya Greene, will my undying love for The Office to Nate Allen.
  • I, Laney Decker, will my mediocre XC skills to Isabel Staskiewicz and Ellie Vandyke
  • I, Ciana Witherell, will my techie abilities to Noah VanAbbema, my shop boy wrangling powers to Grace Doyon, my ability to be Nova’s right hand man to Megan McCarthy and, last but not least, my hair to Mr. Kram.
  • I, Lily Ragen, will my favorite sitting spot in the library to Gillian Ragen and the best morning spot to Libby Haan and her friends.
  • I, Donovan Moblo, will my future wife’s placenta to Mr. Anderson
  • I, Raegan Vegh, will my early college girl-power to McKenna Coyne. Kick some butt, kid.
  • To the class of 2018, I, Brooke Schaut, will you the responsibility of being a senior. Be a role model. Commit yourself to finishing your high school career strong. And most importantly, create final memories you will never forget.
  • I, Taylor Mortensen, will my incredible good looks and my witty school spirit and enthusiasm to Katie Hohmeyer, in hopes she will love senior year as much as I did.
  • I, Samuel W. Nelson, will the machine to my rightful successor. You know who you are.
  • I, Alyssa Bessinger, will my title as Hockey Queen to Ellen Stolarski.
  • I, Brooke Lonergan, will my lacrosse buns to Lexi Nesbitt.
  • I, Amanda Rodriguez, will my ability to turn any car ride into a karaoke dance party to Macey Crowell.
  • I, Morgan Wilder, will my full head of thick hair to my father, Jeremey Wilder.
  • I, Eric Moerland, will my collection of dank memes to Matt Dickinson. Please take good care of them.
  • I, Aliyah Austin, will my self-proclaimed, senior afro-queen status to Sierra Vickers.
  • I, Grace Armstrong, will my first-chair viola seat to Noah Merriman.
  • I, Thomas Clover, will a challenge to all underclassmen to be the best students, athletes, and leaders, they can be in the four years they have at GHHS.
  • I, Drew VanAndel, will my lack of immediate ingenuity to Tatum VanAndel.
  • I, Marisa McElrath, will my spot as the loudmouth in the dressing room to Carissa Tracy
  • I, Graham M. Reid, do hereby will what I like to refer to as the “Graham Effect” to all of the people fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to know me. If you’d like to know what this is, ask myself or almost anyone in band.
  • I, Rylee Rutherford, will my “Good Vibes” to Gina Maracek who never fails to make me laugh hysterically as if no one is watching.
  • I, gMIRCS, will my diving and skiing abilities to Louie Mallot. Keep on killin it little homie
  • I, Thomas Stock, will my amphibious distance skills to Aidan Martin
  • I, Brady Gordon Jonas, will my very gracious gift of starting receiver on the varsity football team and all the pressure, glory and reputation to Ryan Howard Thomas Mattson, may you carry it with dignity.
  • I, Hannah Carmean, will my love for theatre and appreciation of good food to Kensley Schenkel.
  • I, Nathanuel Shoney Anguiano, will my kidneys to whoever is willing to dig up my grave to get them
  • I, Jonathan Mosier, will the strength of a thousand men to anybody who has to endure reading Heart of Darkness. Trust me, you’ll need it.
  • I, Ben Ingall, will my pair of scissors to Jack Nicholson.
  • I, Jack Costello, will all the hard work and good times on the football field to Adam Nelson. Keep the morale high, and focus sharp.
  • I, Andrea Strainer, will my mothers closet to Christina Byrne.
  • I, Leah Chappell, will my charm and wit to Erik Livingston; may the college admissions game treat you well so that you can join me at UChicago next year
  • I, Maiya Yu, will my Science-O mom-ness and tea making skills to Sophia Jaeger
  • I, Travis Myers, will the lack of blood clots in my brain to Mr. Andy Mousseau.
  • I, Andrea Shumaker, will my team mom responsibilities to Autumn Buikema.
  • I, Jami Leibham, will my sports events hype to all the junior girls who witnessed it in all its glory
  • I, Allison Matz, will my abrasive personality to Drew Matz.
  • I, Sophie Schmidt, will my fierce feminist spirit to Chloe Weigel.
  • I, Elizabeth Nowak, will my unfiltered honesty and outgoing personality to Maddie Brockmyre. Stand up and speak out and make me proud
  • I, Julia Bachmann, will my part of the tennis team cheer to Kelsey Lansky
  • I, Eliza Lowe, will my ability to guess the end of scary movies to Emily Mattson.
  • I, Savannah Vickers, will my blond curls to Eileen Carmolli.
  • I, Marah VanHook, will my superior intellect to Jordyn Berrends
  • I, Mary McGinnis, will my fashion sense to Jaime Cowman.
  • I, Kolton Epplett, will my entire Pokemon card collection to Lance Ellsworth
  • I, Paige Lowe, will my don’t care personality to my little sister Kaylee. She needs to know to always be herself despite what anyone else thinks.
  • I, Holly Wright, will my motivation to organize lab equipment to Mr. Huizenga and my media production awesomeness to Olivia Harvitt and Oscar Sipe.
  • I, Lily Atkinson, will my place as one of the equestrian team captains and my horse to Cassidy Ryder
  • I, Gabe Liebetreu, will my dogs, my wasabi almonds and my newspapers to sleep on to Douglas Conner Andre McClain
  • I, Madelyn Larson, will my attitude and salty behavior to my sister Adrienne Larson for she has three more years to go
  • I, Gavin TenBroeke, will my slayage to Atalie Bouwman that crazy, loud, gorgeous queen.
  • I, Anna McWatters, will my ability to graduate high school to Will McWatters (I hope it works)